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Shit I Hate #4: Chelsea Smith! [I think I'm a jerk]

At the least, I am a greatly irrational person. On tumblr, everyone was taking pictures at Danny[!]'s video shoot. And that's well and dandy. I'm really sorry that I couldn't be there. But wait!

:: Pokemon battle music ::
A wild Chelsea has suddenly appeared!

And keeps on appearing.

And is still appearing.

And is now having guest cameo's on Von's tumblr.

Shit, nigga, I can't get through the tall grass?!

Welp. Deleted them all. It's just the internet. I still love them and junk, but there is only so much of his face that I should be forced to stare at. I don't have the energy.

And to be honest, if he turns up at any point while I'm in Georgia, sorry people, but I will abruptly turn around and leave. Peace out.

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@6:04pm: He's there? Hands up. I'm done. Have a nice day everybody.
@6:30pm: Stop it guize.
@6:44pm: Come on guize.
@6:51pm: Please, guize. Put it back in the box.
@6:52pm: Guize. I'm gonna delete you all if you don't stop.
@7:20pm: Bai guize.
@7:23pm: I wonder if I'll regret that later? Fuck it. This life ain't bout no regrets.

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"Well, she's trying."

This is me.

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I just so happen to not give a fuck.
Now, go away and leave me alone.
We’ve been doing just fine for the past year. You harassing me every time I come around. You calling me out my name to my friends every chance you get. Trying to fight me in the street even when I’m not doing anything but having a seat in a chair a room away from you. Me acting like you don’t exist anyway. Why ruin a good thing we got going? I’m not going to accept your half assed attempt at friendship just because you realized that your crazy pushed all of your friends away.There are no 4th chances. I’ve done enough.
And now you can say that I don’t try. Because I gave you 3. That was my limit. It’s done. 
Have a nice day.

[[There is no way on earth that I will ever allow Chelsea Smith back into my life.]]
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Brooklyn is crazy

Alright then, my loyal 4 followers. This here is a completely crude and inaccurate depiction of East Flatbush in Brooklyn, NY.

Walking home from the train station is not that bad on a regular day. I only have to walk from about Glenwood [Ave G???] (just imagine that it's there) and 37th street to Avenue K and 45th street. Looking at the grid, that doesn't seem that far. However, when I walk out of the train station into a street being littered with snow and freezing rain, it's the longest walk in the world. Especially when I have no hat, no hood, no scarf, and no top button on my coat.


Above is a crude and completely accurate depiction of what I looked like when I left my house this morning. I was beautiful! I was even able to maintain that beauty throughout the entirety of my day. However, by the time midnight hit, the spell wore off and I looked something more like the picture below.


Not so beautiful. So why is it, that managing too look the way I did at the end of the night, did people find it possible to follow me ALL THE WAY from 38th and Ave H to 45th and Ave J to try to get my phone number?! How do females still manage to get hit on looking like HawtMess? Men must have no standards, because I know for a fact I looked bad. I was tired. I was cold. I was walking forFUCKINGever and I really didn't want to be bothered by anyone before I found myself a nice warm bed.


What is your problem, sir!
No, you can't have my phone number.
It's COLD!

Whatever, yo. I just wanted people to know the madness. Goodnight.

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