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The Name Of The Wind

Posted on Wednesday, March 30, 2011 by Ashley Allen

 

Look at what I have. LOOK AT WHAT IS IN MY HAND! It's the fucking book to end all books. If you don't have this book then you NEED this book and I don't give two shits on a string what you like to read or don't like to read. You need to read THIS. Because its good for you. It's like broccoli. Or some shit. 

Just read the fucking book!

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Zombies vs. Unicorns

Posted on Friday, March 4, 2011 by Ashley Allen

 

My #2 greatest fear, closely behind bees of course, is Zombies. I loathe them. The thought alone of an outbreak makes me want to run to the nearest fallout shelter and barricade myself in there with my cat. And it's not like I ever had that serious a stance on Unicorns either. You know, horses with horns that poop rainbows and fart sunshine. That kind of thing? It wasn't Pegasus (whom I still think is cooler. Horse with wings? Lets be serious here.) so as a whole, I've never really put too much thought into Unicorns.

But this book... I feel slight sympathy for the Zombies, something I never in a million years would have imagined doing, and I kind of think Unicorns are cool now. This book is great. 

THIS BOOK IS GREAT.

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Scrambled Eggs at Midnight

Posted on Thursday, January 27, 2011 by Ashley Allen

By Brad Barkley and Heather Helper.

I love this book, yo.


I LOVE THIS BOOK.

I'm not drunk, but I'm tipsy, and thats good enough for me. I still have to take my medication when I get home. That's going to be ugly.

I'm on AIM for the first time in a million years. Living without internet is like trying to teach yourself to ride public transportation after 4 years of having a car, which, coincidentally, I also happen to be doing. Both situations SUCK.

I'm struggling with this typing thing. Pity that this is the first thing that I have to donate to society since January 8th. I'm sorry world. I'm sorry for my suck writing.

And while I'm at it, here is a list of other things that I'm sorry for:

  1. My insatiable need to be loved.
  2. My completely pointless rants.
  3. My need to be right.
  4. My mothers distaste of my personal decisions.
  5. Having sex.
  6. Doing drugs.
  7. My influence on others.
  8. Whatever else I may happen to be sorry for in the future.
No one read this.
Avert your eyes.
Sorry for writing this at the end of the post.

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