Boy: What's the best thing to ever happen to you?  

Girl: Music? 

 Boy: If I fucked you on the moon, would that take the number one spot?  

Girl: Do you promise to provide oxygen?  

Boy: Of course. You can't hear screams without air.  

Girl: At least I'll have something to dream of tonight.  

Boy: If by dream, you mean masturbate, me too.  

Girl: Why do you think I'm so tired?  

Boy: ...Come here and get your clothes off, Ashley.