Chelsea and Tina. Why the fuck are these bitches around all of a sudden? I thought when I got rid of one of you, it would mean that I had gotten rid of all of you but I turn around and now you’re everywhere! It’s pissing me off. I can’t even go over to my friends house without fear of you and your stupid fucking friends being in the bedroom.
I HATE YOU. I hate you and your life and your friends and your invasion. Because you’re like a pack of fucking aliens come to take over. And I just can’t seem to find a way to get you back on your ship and out of my life.

Where the hell do you even get this ability? To just show up and make everything so… wrong. Why are you corrupting my friends? Why are you talking to them? Why can’t you just go out and get your own? What makes it worse is the fact that they’re just okay with you being around. They ‘enjoy your company,’ you two-faced sacks of shit.

Get your own fucking friends and stay the fuck away from mine.