If I'm going to be leaving Georgia forever and DRIVING the whole damn way, I'm going to do it right.
Road. Mothafucking. Trip.
I'm going to make an event planner, trip guide, you name it.
And I'm going to stop at every pointless landmark I can think of.
I'm going to make that shit last a week.
And if no one wants to come with me, so be it. I'll do the shit by myself.

Because I'm not driving all the way to Denver from Atlanta without giving myself some adventure first.