I bought a ukulele!
His name is Robert Ukulei.
And hugged a Rina.
I'm seeing all these posts about kids who are going crazy with anger over not having gotten what they wanted for Christmas. It's mostly white kids whining about not having an iPhone. This one kid went as far as to say his mother was dead to him because she only gave him money. And when he was asked how much she gave him, he said "750. What a bitch."
I refuse to even comment on how I feel about that.
I'll be happy with hugging my mom, my cats, and Robert Ukulei.