Pass Go. Collect $45.00 from Amazon.com for being a good person and selling a textbook. Feel smart.

Roll dice. Move 3 spaces. Land on Chance.

Police officer asks you, "What is the speed limit on Covington Highway?" You see sign in front of you. You reply, "45mph." Police officer laughs at you and says, "Wrong. It's 35mph." You can't possibly understand his reasoning.

Chance: You Are Assessed for Doing 52mph in a 35mph zone.

Give $192 to Bank before January 11, 2011.