People who give me half answers to simple questions.
"Hey, so were you drinking tonight? Because I'm not sure if you should be driving if you were."
"Hmm? Huh? What was that?"
"Were you drinking?"
"Etz possibleh."
"1. You're not french. 2. It was a yes or no question. Requiring you to only give on of two answers. Yes or No. I didn't ask you any of that stuff."
"Maybe."
"You know what? Fuck it. God."