Archive for June 2010

Kick it.

School at 10 a.m. in the morning.
Work 30 minutes after I get out of class.
I’ll be free after 4  p.m. and wanting some coffee.
That wasn’t an invite. I was just  informing.
Fake ass smile. I’m tired as hell.

School at 10 a.m. in the morning.
Work 30 minutes after I get out of class.
I’ll be free after 4 p.m. and wanting some coffee.
That wasn’t an invite. I was just informing.
Fake ass smile. I’m tired as hell.

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On the moon?

Boy: What's the best thing to ever happen to you?  

Girl: Music? 

 Boy: If I fucked you on the moon, would that take the number one spot?  

Girl: Do you promise to provide oxygen?  

Boy: Of course. You can't hear screams without air.  

Girl: At least I'll have something to dream of tonight.  

Boy: If by dream, you mean masturbate, me too.  

Girl: Why do you think I'm so tired?  

Boy: ...Come here and get your clothes off, Ashley.

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