Archive for August 2011

I wrote you a letter.



Letter to anonymous
(And by anonymous, I mean you know exactly who you are)

Thing I remember about our encounters and things you remember seem to be completely different things. Every time you talk about our first (only) time together, it sounds like something I wasn't there for. I wish I remembered all the wonderful things that you did like the feel and the sound and the bla bla bla that you love to remind me about.

We had sex.

...You're right. We did.

I jerked off the the thought of having sex with you the other day.

...Good to know.

You know what  I remember about our shining experience? The fact that when we were done and you were giving me the play-by-play of your performance, you refused to kiss me after. I'm not sure if my wonderful memory is serving me incorrectly at this moment, but I don't remember you kissing me before it happened either. It was pretty much a straightforward, well-we-might-as-well-hop-into-the-back-of-the-car-and-get-down-to-business, business transaction. I might as well have been the lady who does your taxes.

And don't think that I forgot about the fact that when I was still shy before I lost my virginity and refused to touch your strange looking penis (because, lets be real, I'm not supposed to look at it, it's just supposed to impale me... maybe with you KISSING ME before and after) and you conveniently refused to be anywhere near me for the rest of the week? Yeah, I remember that too.

Good job, broski.

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Indeed, this is a rather gross picture of my face, but look at my hair. That was my hair the day after I had gotten it cut and dyed and bla bla bla good stuff exactly a year ago.

This is my hair now. I feel so accomplished, yo. 12 months of not so painstaking and not so backbreaking work to achieve this beautiful result. Hair, I loves you.


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Sex with a hobo


I am going to KILL Gabby and Dana for this. 
FIRST OF ALL: He doesn't have stink lines.
SECOND OF ALL: He doesn't wear a hat.
THIRD OF ALL: Why the hell do I look like an owl?!

It's on.

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Everything she wants

Recently, it seems as though everything I do is about music. I travel for music. I stay for music. I sell my body [[nah, not really]] for music. I'm always at a concert, plotting on a concert, or trying to find out ways to get to a concert a million miles away.


I'm poor.

I can't keep funding myself for these projects.

But I know I will continue to do so anyway.




Somebody tell me... why I work so hard for you?

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