You know that paper that I was supposed to be writing on Thursday but decided to forget about and go to Wild Bills instead and then proceeded to write Friday morning during class and then hand in at the last 7 minutes when I had finally finished stringing all of the bullshit together in coherent sentences and paragraphs?

Yeah, got a mothafuckin 90 on that ho.

And in my head, all I can think is, ‘FUCK YEAH. I’M THE BEAR JEW. I’M AWESOME. FUCK YEAH.’