Nah, but, on the real. He'll never go home. He'll ask to come over to chill, but then he'll have a travel backpack filled with snacks for the long haul. He'll ask to stay for the weekend because it's closer to school but then he'll skip school everyday the following week. He'll ask to just hang out for a few nights, but a few weeks later he's still sleeping on the couch.

He. Will. Never. Leave. You.