The Other One

Ashley's Upset Face

Posted on Wednesday, March 9, 2011 by Ashley Allen

I probably shouldn't have gotten that Facebook back yet. I don't think I was ready.

I find

Posted on Monday, March 7, 2011 by Ashley Allen

that something must
Must
MUST
be done about this excruciating back pain that I happen to be experiencing.

It's very upsetting. After about 4 days, I shouldn't be forced to deal with a pain of this caliber anymore. It should have dimmed to a dull ache.
Or ebbed to a slight twinge.
Something of the sort.

I just want my back to stop hurting.

SHIT.

Shit I Hate #3

Posted on Friday, March 4, 2011 by Ashley Allen

Dudes that act like assholes to girls for attention outside of the 3rd grade.

Dudes that act like assholes to girls for attention outside of the 3rd grade.

DUDES THAT ACT LIKE ASSHOLES TO GIRLS FOR ATTENTION OUTSIDE OF THE 3RD GRADE.

I had to say it 3 times just so that the would could understand how annoying it is to me. Listen to me carefully, world. That shit ain't cute past the age of 9. Give it a rest. It doens't make me want to be your friend any more. It doesn't make me want to not be in the same room with you ever. Just stop. 4SRSLY.

Posted in shitihate | Leave a comment

Zombies vs. Unicorns

by Ashley Allen

My #2 greatest fear, closely behind bees of course, is Zombies. I loathe them. The thought alone of an outbreak makes me want to run to the nearest fallout shelter and barricade myself in there with my cat. And it's not like I ever had that serious a stance on Unicorns either. You know, horses with horns that poop rainbows and fart sunshine. That kind of thing? It wasn't Pegasus (whom I still think is cooler. Horse with wings? Lets be serious here.) so as a whole, I've never really put too much thought into Unicorns.

But this book... I feel slight sympathy for the Zombies, something I never in a million years would have imagined doing, and I kind of think Unicorns are cool now. This book is great.

THIS BOOK IS GREAT.

Posted in books | Leave a comment

I got off the bus today and did a victory lap

by Ashley Allen

because, ‘yes,’ I think. ‘It’s Friday, and another week without seeing Tobias is a good week. I’m not going to the bar tonight, because I’m going to Fuck Yess!!! and it’s not like he’s about to go.’

I feel the victor. I am a winner. Charlie Sheen references all up in this bitch.

And then I get home to turn my phone on because it’s been dead since last night. I notice that I have 12 missed text messages, one from Tobias.

“Are you going to Fuck Yes tonight?”

The victory lap was for naught.